Here are three stories that really did happen to me or someone i knew and i assure you they are FUNNY!!! im bored and cant stop thinking about 9 so enjoy the crayiness of my life.
1.WABBIT HUNTING.
I went to Idaho with my family to visit my realatives there and my sis and I had our 17 birthday there. when i went to sleep my sister, cousins, and uncles went rabbit hunting at 11:00am
my uncle and cousin(who were drunk at the time) were driving and stopped to shoot some very poor unfortunate bunnies 
my cuz Renzo was trying to shoot this one rabbit that was running STRAIGHT AT HIM and he couldnt shoot it because he missed it EVERYTIME!Im against shooting animals but COME ON!! the bunny was running AT him!!! Renzo you suck!2. PIZZA STREET
i was with my two sisters getting some pizza and when we were getting in the and started to drive away i saw something fly across my window and my sis saw it two and i was thinking,'did Foy bring the pizza in when she put it on the roof of the car?' and immedietly my sister stops the car. she says "maybe its okay!" and i look back to see the pizza get runover by a truck
i knew it was lost at that point 
when we went back to tell the pizza lady what happened, took her 5 minutes to take the money 'cause she was lughting so hard 
3. WHEN YOU GOTTA GO, YOU GOTTA GO!
My sis was walking around a street fair with my neice, but she had to go to the potty. my sis tries taking her to Pink Berry but they dont open their bathrooms to the publick and my sis only had two dollars. so she went to about 5 different stores till she ran my neice up the street to the Krikorian theatre to use their bathroom because it was an emergency! when she was finished my neice says "Tubb, I tired!" and my sis says "OH NO GIRLFRIEND! I JUST RAN UPP THIS STREET CARRYING YOU!YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE TIRED ABOUT!!" but in the end she ended up giving my neice a piggy-back-ride.
my head hurts so im gonna stop for a while and enjoy the stories.
